Hey i got a Joke for you, but i think no one will inderstand.
What do the Tree said to the wind?
Leaf me alone!
LoL
Oh... and an other one
There's three duck under a bridg. The Cop. fund them and put them to arest.
The day after the go to the court. The Judge aske the first one
-What where you doing inder that bridg.
And the Duck answer
-I was bloing Buble
Then the Judge call for the seconde Duck and he told him the same things.
Finaly the Judge call the last Duck and said
-Let me guess. You where bloing Buble.
The Duck said
-No, him buble